Stupid things I've been told in IT

Just a list of things I've heard people actually say:

  • Not wearing a tie will directly effect your career path.
  • Real programmers read at least one book on programming every month.
  • (To a room full of customers) 50% of the people in this room are not smart enough to understand this product.
  • Well written code doesn't need comments.
  • We don't fix bugs unless the users are screaming for it.
  • (To a room full of potential customers) If I don't get enough sales soon, I'll stop developing this product.

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